phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

(Source: fourwheeldevice)

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

oknope:

what if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again

amoying:

im always suspicious of anyone that finds me attractive

(Source: amoying)

devilfruits:

Do you ever look at 9 year olds and just know they’re gonna be a fuckin douche in 6/7 years.

(Source: gettingsodas)

buttsec:

i just sneezed and my brother texted me “shut up”